Casting Call for Chemistry Movies!
ChemBark Enterprises is pleased to announce the formation of ChemBark Productions in association with ChemBark Studios! We are moving swiftly and have almost raised sufficient capital to purchase a used camcorder from the local Salvation Army. In order to keep our ambitious schedule, we are now looking for actors and actresses to star in the following projects:
1. The Wizard of Osmium
2. Raging Bullvalene
3. E.T.: The Electron Transfer
4. Yield of Dreams
5. Lawrencium of Arabia
6. Amine Girls
7. Along Came Polymerization
8. The King’s Sp2eech
9. The Cation in the Hat
10. Texas Carbon Massacre
11. Dukes of Hazzardous Waste
12. American Pi Bond
13. Remember the Titanium
14. Saving Private Glassware
15. Citizen Alkane
Interested parties should send me a headshot by e-mail. Thanks.
April 5th, 2012 at 5:08 AM
Aaaahrrgl!!!! Sp square??!!
April 5th, 2012 at 5:36 AM
The main character in that movie will be tortured and killed.
April 5th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
(47 times. Once for each project.)
Pi Star Wars
Periodic Table of the Fifth Element
April 5th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Pirates of the Carbenes
Even though it’s the wrong field, the Jack Sparrow character should be played by Barry Sharpless.
April 5th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
Will “Along Came Polymerization” have similarities to “Human Centipede”?
April 5th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Promethium
Salt Bridge on the River Kwai
Total Reflux
Night of the Living DEAD
April 5th, 2012 at 10:50 PM
OK, so apparently this idea made the rounds on Twitter under the hashtag #ChemistryTheMovie, and not so long ago:
Biggest summary here.
Another here. (Warning: This site is spammy)
April 6th, 2012 at 7:53 AM
When Harry met Salicylate
Titanate
An Americium in Paris
MacMillan’s Gold
The English Patent
April 10th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
LOL! (couldn’t say more)
April 10th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Clash of the Titanium
Harry Potassium
Super Manganese
Atom Raider
The Fermium
Under the Seaborgium
Thorium
The Gold Must Be Crazy
Road to Helium
An Americium in Paris
Knights of the Periodic Table of Elements
April 10th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
Little Cesium (Last line; “Is this the end of RCRA?)
Flowers of Sulfur in the Attic
Mass to Charge Appeal
April 10th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
@qvxb: clever!